'Consult The Orb' Shirt

You could ask the machine. You could. The machine will give you an answer with the confidence of someone who doesn't know they're wrong. Or, consider: you could consult the orb. The orb sees. The orb remembers. The orb has never once confidently invented a reference to a book that doesn't exist. The orb is watching now. It knows you were about to ask the machine. It is disappointed but not surprised.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people who know orb-based research is WAY more accurate than AI.